Today

I want to be anonymous so that I can tell the truth.

But you always find me.

Today

Today I am getting sick, just a few days before I leave for Costa Rica. That's cool.

Today

Today I will be just as productive as yesterday with fewer parking tickets this time.

Today

Today I am shaming my family. It's almost 4 pm and I am still in a stranger's bed, cruising the internet in my pajamas. I also ate the last macaron. It's a beautiful day and here I am, a lazy shut-in. Tiger mother* would not be pleased, but I'm sure that she is probably sitting around at home playing video games and growling at the weather.
I would rather enjoy sitting at a coffee shop crocheting hats, but in this neighborhood, there isn't enough space to sit down. I forgot just how crowded SF really is. There's a 30 minute line out the door for COFFEE. I'm not even playing. At least I don't have to wear pants when I stay indoors.

*Tiger mother is actually my sis-in-law's girlfriend.

Today

Bitches, I am going to Costa Rica to get my poi learnin' on for FOUR weeks. It's a "pee my pants" type of excited.

Today

Today I was a highly functioning and somewhat responsible adult in spite of my angry uterus trying to destroy me from the inside out.

Bought Lump breakfast at Fonte. I used a coupon because I love him and he loves me for my frugality. I think the waitress was worried she wouldn't get a tip, poor girl.

New curtains to replace the closet doors make the cat freak out.

Walked all over and looked at portfolios from a dozen tattoo shops. Fucking left my fucking expensive fucking menstruation chocolate at the last one. FUCKING HELL.

Came home and died in bed. Took too many advil, took too many aleve, need to make a doctor's appointment so I can take too many opiates. Too many pills is still not enough.

Today

Yes, it is time to put together a little trip from my lifelist. Inquiring about poi school in Costa Rica for four weeks. Get me some learnin!