today

i hate coming up with blog post titles. my wrist got worse so i am still useless. however, i am now quite good at typing and mousing with one hand which would be quite useful if i were the kind of girl that looks at porn. i mean, i do have a subscription to suicidegirls but only to get hair and makeup ideas. sometimes if i see a really cute photo set, i'll pretend that we are best friends and that we spend our friday nights going to deftones concerts and painting our nails purple. of course my reality is nothing like that. socializing means getting a bunch of my friends to come to mexico for a tropical vacation so we can sit inside and play on our ipads. sometimes we play the battlestar galactica board game and accuse each other of being cylons. someday i'll do those things that my mom stays up late worrying about, like drinking and doing massive amounts of drugs at parties in famous people's mansions. mom, i am a nerd, sorry to disappoint you.